Saturday, October 24, 2009

STIFF NECK



In 2008, Mr. Berlusconi was forced to give up a speech at the UN in New York, due to a stiff neck. This wee, the same problem forced him to cancel at the last minute a dinner for King Abdullah of Jordan during the latter’s State visit to Italy.

In the first instance, he was obliged to retire for three days at the Méssegué’s beauty farm, which, closed for repairs, was opened for the distinguished guest. It is not known whether Messuégué managed to treat the poor Prime Minister. What can be imagined, is the therapy the three escorts Berlusconi’s preferred pimp sent him during his stay at the Centre.

Concerning his recent trip to Russia, Berlusconi was probably feeling at home: in his residence in Rome, he is used to welcome the escorts and other “girls” in the bed given to him as a gift by Putin (according to Berlusconi although the Russians unofficially denied the story of the gift). Even in the case of this trip will remain a mystery : how many girls did Putin made available to his friend to fill the large bed he will rest to treat his stiff neck ?

Photo: http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/berlusconi.jpg

1 comment:

M.G. said...

Berlusconi went to Russia to buy a new bed from Putin. Remember Patrizia slept in the bed offered by Putin and it was a great success..