DANGEROUS IDIOTS XXVII : A 2012 FASCIST

All Italians knew that there would be a storm that would hit the South of Italy after hitting hard the North. All but a few in Rome who do not seem to read the weather forecasts.

So Rome, as usual, was a mess, people got stuck, and the Municipality did not do anything.

The Mayor, Alemanno, a fascist married with the daughter of a nasty post war fascist, Rauti, discovered that it had been snowing for the past 12 hours....No salt for the roads, no blades, no nothing.

So remnant of his idol, Mussolini, who distributed shovels to stupid Italians going to civilize Ethiopia, he did not find any other solution to the crisis than distributing 4000 shovels to the Romans so that they could dig by themselves....

To be a post-war fascist is already showing that one is an idiot. But this time Alemanno went beyond any expectation of stupidity.

He dreams to be re-elected mayor. His ally Berlusconi dreams to become Italian President.

Two dangerous idiots..........

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Idiots XXIV : dangerous idiot I°

Newspapers invent everything when they write about Hungary. They say that there is crisis, that they will soon be in default, that they do not know how to handle the economy. If you read the International Press you imagine that the Government is fully occupied in resolving the crisis.

This is all propaganda by jealous atheists.

Everything is fine, so fine that the Government can address more urgent issues: the future of Hungarian canine breeds.

The Government in fact recently introduced a tax on dogs. Nothing special, many countries starting from Switzerland, have one. But...

The owners of dogs of Hungarian breed, with a certified pedigree, will be exempted from paying the tax. Charity starts at home. May be however it is just a measure to face the crisis: since soon Hungarians will have no money to buy food, they may start eating dogs so that they save on taxes and dog food. They may refrain from doing so if they pay no taxes on Hungarian dogs, so the bright Orbàn tries to protect them.

We did not need this info to know that Orbàn is an idiot. This is just a confirmation. No wonder Berlusconi loves him


picture: comedonchisciotte.org

Idiots 2012: Idiots, dangerous idiots and coglioni

We are the 15^th of January only but the list of candidates to our regular celebration of the most idiots in the world  is already full. Looking at the candidates performance, we decided that as of now we will add
a classification:

• idiots (mostly on the international scene)
• dangerous idiots
• coglioni (assholes in Italian) reserved for Italians

Nothing to laugh about: sadly 2012 seems to be worse than any year before. Let us hope we will survive

Crazy surrealism

Italy is going through a recession and an emergency government to try to rescue the country and the Euro after 17 years of good government by Berlusconi and his right wing allies.

The crisis was known since years but according to Berlusconi, three years ago, and subsequently, it was just an invention of the journalists. There was no crisis in Italy and in fact Italy had come out of the International crisis better and faster than any other country and that the Italians were better off than before the so-called crisis (1). In the meantime the debt was growing....

Two weeks ago, after he had to surrender his premiership due to the crisis he stated that Italy was fine, since restaurants and planes were full...possibly the restaurants for billionaires he goes to....

A couple of days ago, in Marseille, he stated that "financially, Italy is the most solid country in Europe after Germany, before Sweden, France and the UK. We are faced with an indebted state and affluent citizen."

Surrealism was a creative art movement, Berlusconi destroyed Italy. He is simply crazy. And those who support him, even worse, desperate mental cases.

(1) See

http://aprile25.blogspot.com/2009/05/surrealism.html#links

http://aprile25.blogspot.com/2010/02/newspapers-invention-crisis.html#links

Picture: alessandroghebreigziabiher.blogspot.com

IDIOTS XVII - US RACISM

A pilot goes to pee. He gets stuck in the toilet.

A passenger hears the noise, talks to the pilot, goes towards the cockpit to alert the co-pilot and the hostess who are locked in there.

The passenger has a foreign accent. The co-pilot and the hostess are scared. They do not open. The pilot remains stuck in the toilet.

The co-pilot talks to the ground control. They tell him not to open the cockpit.

Eventually the pilot manages to get out from the toilet. And all are happy but...

Why the hell a foreigners gets interested in an US pilot stuck in a toilet ? that is suspicious. So, instead of congratulating him, the smart FBI stops hims and questions him for hours.

Conclusions :
- with such smart FBI, no wonder people can destroy the Twin Towers;
- avoid using toilets in US planes;
- if you are a foreigner in the USA, mind your own business and let the Americans stay locked in their toilets: safer for you and the world.

But foremost: Idiots are everywhere, beware.

Picture: tuckersdoppelganger.blogspot.com

Friendly Fire

We are used to read, but without much emotion, about civilians killed in Afghanistan and other areas of the world by friendly fire, due to errors in identifying the targets.

No wonder, Americans ignore geography (they canceled its teaching about 15 years ago) and rely on automation. But also automation requires some knowledge the Americans seem to miss. In a recent correspondence from the USA, Antenne 2, a leading French public to illustrated some recent errors in the CNN Maps:

- Cannes, where Obama went for the G20 last October, was shown in Northern Spain instead of Southern France. Once the error was corrected, it was shown again in the wrong location near Spain;

- Tripoli, the Libyan capital, was located in Lebanon. True, there is also a Tripoli there and both countries start with an L....

- Switzerland was shown in Central Europe instead of the Czeck republic;

- Iraq was shown instead of Afghanistan in a report on refugees;

- A Japanese town hurt by earthquake was located on a Map in Central Africa;

- Kieav and Ukraine were shown in North Korea; and so on and so forth

Fox News is no better: a couple of years ago it showed Egypt instead of Iraq and vice versa...

No wonder if sometimes "very intelligent weapons" operated by ignorant idiots fall on the wrong target. Friendly fire, sorry....

So an advice to all: check on Google, CNN and Fox News where they locate the place you live in. And ensure that there is no place with the same name in a war area. And move out fast....if you see possibilities of mistakes. In particular if any of the so-called Iranian nuclear sites have a name that may sound similar to that of the place you live in: Israel may misdirect its bombs meant for Iran. The links between the US army and Israel are so close that the US may provide wrong maps.

See: http://www.gentside.com/insolite/la-ville-de-cannes-placee-en-espagne-a-l-occasion-du-g20_pic61517.html

IDIOTS XVI : Ayatollahs

The idiocies of the Ayatollahs beat even those of Berlusconi (but in addition he is a liar and worse).
The latest: women cannot go skiing alone but must be accompanied by the husband. It is not clear as to whether the husband will precede the wife, showing her the right way, or follow her, to better control that ski, ayatollah, Iran, women, Idiotsshe does not do too obscene bottom movements to turn....May be a new skiing style is born: skiing without moving the ass.

What is certain is that those assholes of Ayatollahs can easily get, year after year, the Nobel Price for idiotic thinking.

Idiots XV *

Yesterday, an Italian TV news channel (yes we have some inspite of Berlusconi) showed some Arab newspapers commenting on incoming elections. I was doing something else and could not catch the name of the country but this will not impact the essence of the news.

The progress evidenced by the news is that some women are candidates....

The idiotic is that while you can see the pictures of the men candidates (quite ugly indeed) published on the first pages of the newspapers, this is not permeitted for women. So a newspaper published the picture of a rose instead of that of the woman candidate. Even worse, another nbewspaper published a male's picture with the  heading: "Vote for Mr.... wife".

* the last idiots was XII but I realized that the same number had been gioven twice so here we are with the XV°...

IDIOTS XII

Do you remember Stalin having pictures "edited" so that former friends he had  made disappear (understatement) would not appear next to him any longer ?

Der Tzitung, a Brooklin based hasidic newspaper, in yddish, did better: it erased from the picture of the situation room where Obama and his aides were following the attack to Bin Laden compound the only two women: Hillary Clinton and Audrey Tomason, Obama's aide for counterterrorism.

This was done, according to the editor, in compliance qith Jewish religion, not to show images of women....does it remind you something of Muslim integralism ?

Funnily enough, Sen. Clinton has been elected mostly thanks to the Jewish vote....but they erase her.

Idiots are evenly spread around the world, but idiots they remain.

Pictures : blog.panorama.it; The Guardian

BERLUSCONI PEACE NOBEL PRIZE

If you hear “Berlusconi” you know who he is. If you hear Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, you probably wonder who the hell he is.

You see the injustice ? Moneta got the Peace Nobel Prize in 1907, and you do not even know who he was. Berlusconi did not get it ! And you know him.

And they are so similar:

Teodoro Moneta “was a “militant pacifist” , a nationalistic internationalist, a deeply religious anticlerical propagandist, a crusader for physical fitness”. He was the editor of a newspaper (Il Secolo). He “was respected for his integrity”. Although “a practising Catholic, he permitted Il Secolo to adopt an anticlerical stance because he believed for many years that specific abuses among the clergy were impeding Italian unification and social progress” 1

Berlusconi is not really a pacifist since he sends troops to Iraq and Afghanistan following Bush bullshit reasons. He is indeed internationalist : he loves Putin and Kaddafi. And if he threatens to stop all the work of the EU, it is to strengthen it.

Difficult to define him as an anticlerical : he recently declared, in a letter to the Pope, that the “Christian values are always at the core of the Italian Government’s actions”.

Indeed Berlusconi has physical fitness : he fucks as much as he can, especially young girls on a priority basis but all the Italians as a matter of principle. There are plenty of ways of keeping fit, this is his way.

He is the editor, through his brother, of a newspaper. Not really independent from the Government nor anti-clerical. But it is a newspaper….

Integrity is not exactly his strong point, although his Minister of Justice would swear to the contrary. Corruption is no longer a crime in Italy, fucking minors who ask for it, with the parents’ blessing, neither, conflict of interest is a concept unknown in the country, so what ?

Now, why would Berlusconi deserve the Nobel Peace price ? Like, the website http://silvioperilnobel.sitonline.it/ tells us, Yasser Arafat, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Barack Obama ?


Because, if it had not been for Berlusconi, and his influence over his friend Putin, there would not have been a peace agreement between Russia and Georgia. The web site tells us that “if the Georgian crisis had not been positively resolved, there would have been a new cold war, with thousand of deaths. The beginning of a third wolrd war” (nothing less !)

It was also him, we learn, who convinced Obama and Medvedev to have the dialogue that lead to “the signature of the agreement for the reductions of nuclear weapons”.

Also, contrary to the views of the “left parties”, he sent Italian troops for Peace Missions and to fight terrorism. (they forget that such troops had been sent also with the support of the left)

He was also the main actor for the re-establishment of diplomatic relations between Libya and the USA, we learn. And he re-established good relations with the democratic regime of Kaddafi, a few billion Euros helping it. As Kaddafi stated, we learn that it is thanks to Berlusconi that “Italy is the only colonial country that we cannot condemn since it purified itself from imperialist politics (sic)”.

And if the US managed to face the financial crisis, it is also because of him: it was upon the recommendation of Berlusconi that President Bush rescued the US banks with a 700 billion financing. Didn’t you know ?

And, still on the international scene, Italy, under Berlusconi’s leadership, would have contributed to stop Israel’s military offensive in Gaza, they say.

What more did Obama did ? Only words while here there are facts.

It is probably because there is no doubt that Berlusconi will get the Prize that no Ministers are listed among the supporters of the initiative. And that only seven regional Committees were created versus 21 Italian regions. His supporters seem so sure that he will get it that they do not even seem to maintain the sire any longer. But the site is great to show how many idiots you have in Italy…

Let us be confident in the wisdom of the members of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize Committee….


Photo: Photo: multimedia.quotidianonet.ilsole24ore.com

IDIOTS XI : WORK MORE TO EARN MORE

This was the (in)famous slogan of Sarkozy, now almost forgotten..

In France may-be but not in Switzerland. Last fall in fact a Swiss Tribunal condemned a woman because they felt that she did not work enough to earn what it considered necessary for her to decently maintain her kids.

Work more they ordered.

Her profession? prostitute.

What wouldn’t the Swiss do for money ?


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SAINTS

In October 2005, Libero, a newspaper belonging to Berlusconi’s family, then directed by a certain Feltri, now director of the official family newspaper “Il Giornale” owned formally by Berlusconi’s brother, published an article explaining that “technically” he could be seriously considered to become a “beato” (“Blessed by God, the first step to become a saint), taking into account the fact that Andrea Carloni, who was considered in overfulfilled coma suddenly woke up listening to the voice of Berlusconi.

In February 2006, during a speech in Cagliari, Berlusconi defined himself as the “Jesus Christ of politics”.

The other day, Mr. Berlusconi stated that he is the man who, in the whole history, has been the most prosecuted (by judges, of course !).

Recently, an Italian University professor working in France, made a bet with his students that people would support a proposal to nominate him “blessed by God”: in three days, the site got 172,000 visitors and received 899 mails of which :

- 342 of insults;
- 248 of users prone to believe about the seriousness of the project;
- 231 of support including 91 asking how to send contributions and 28 proposing to create local support committees.

Yesterday, paraphrasing a prayer from the Holy Mass, he stated that he is “buono e giusto” ( good and fair).

Many Italians fear that he may become the next President of the Italian (formerly democratic) Republic. May-be they should all support his nomination to become, instead, the next Pope before becoming a formal Saint. In any case it is a miracle that so many people still believe in him. No doubt.





Photo : http://vibrisse.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/silvio-berlusconi-gesu.jpg

IDIOTS IX : NUDES

At the recent G20 meeting in the USA, the “ladies” (the wives of the participants plus Ms. Merkel) visited tha Andy Wharol Museum in Pittsburg.

Some walls were hidden by curtains made for the visit: the gentle ladies whose husbands deal daily with crime, wars, dead soldiers, poor people, had to be protected from the view of …nudes. It may be art, it may be a museum, but ladies should not see that. One wonders whether they would have done the same for their husbands ! and what Berlusconi would have said, poor guy.

No much progress from the late nineteen century when the attributes of the Donatello’s David were hidden with a marble fig tree leaf not to touch the sensitivity of Queen Victoria visiting Florence.


Picture: http://www.protezionecivile.it/gallery/images/copy_0_11_mg_4669.jpg

IDIOTS VIII : THE ITALIANS

People wonder how the Italians can stand Berlusconi, and even support him (but not to the extent he claims, mind you, percentages he invents and nobody can verify).

Think at this. An (in)famous TV showman who has been on Italian TV for 50 more years and introduced (in)famous games just died. He is just a showman. But the Italian Government decided to grant him a State funeral. And the Prime Minister, Mr. Berlusconi, will attend (and conveniently avoid the opening ceremony of the Bari fair where a demonstration against him was being organised). And the main Italian news programme will broadcast the ceremony live…. A convenient compassion by Berlusconi who will show how good he is to the Italian stupid masses and avoid being challenged.

This is Berlusconi’s Italy, what he managed to do of the (little if any)brain of the Italians with his televisions.

So no wonder we still have him as prime minister.




Photo: http://italianimbecilli.blogspot.com/

SARKOZY'S THE FIRST (AND UNIQUE)

Last summer, proud of himself: president Sarkozy made quite a statement: “even if there is a strike in France, nobody hears it.”

In January, he went to the North of France to meet the teaching staff and promulgate his policy. Just to contradict him, about 3,000 people demonstrated against him. And he heard them…..

Conclusion? Like a little African despot, Sarko the First fired the Government representative (the “préfet” quite an important person) and the well rated and esteemed chief of Police. Not a new thing: last summer too he fired a very well rated antiterrorist chief of Police in Corsica because some demonstrators had dared to walk on and occupy for a couple of hours the lawn of the villa of one of his friends….making no damage.

The interest of the people, having good police chiefs, comes after Sarko’s little petty interests.

We are waiting to see how many people he will fire after the demonstrations of last week when more than two million people marched through the streets of France: he cannot say that he did not hear them !

Picture : http://hiram7.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/chirac-sarkozy.jpg

IDIOTS VI

Italy is sinking into the worst crisis since WW2 and the Prime Minister Berlusconi, the richest man in Italy, says that one should remain optimistic: “the GDP is just going to be that of two years ago and we were not doing so bad then” (19 January 08)

Obama is being sworn in as US President and Sarkozy, jealous of the fact that people and the media talk only about the latter, says: “Obama and I will change the world”. I am sure Obama will appreciate….as he did Berlusconi’s comment about the color of his skin !

I am an imbecile

this is how Berlusconi defined those who criticize his statement about Obama's "suntan".

So, a couple of years ago I was a "coglione" (an ass hole or literally a "ball"), now I am also imbecile.

So are the journalists who reported it, the diretors of TV stations that run the video of his declaration, the 1200 people (so far) who wrote a comment on the NYT site.

Italian Political Science, Italian Prime Minister, poor Italy.

"fuck off, asshole"

An activist, jobless, had a poster with that presidential say written on it. This is how President Sarkozy addressed a guy who refused to shake hand with him at the Paris agricultural fair ("casse-toi pauvre con").

The guy did not sue Sarko for his insults.

A few months later, a trade-unionist, jobless, had a poster with such Presidential sentence written on it. He showed it last August during a Presidential visit in Northern France.

The Public prosecutor, who in France reports to the Ministry of Justice, took the poor guy to court. The court "condemned him yesterday” at 30€ ( 38$) with probe for "offending the head of State". Sarko is probably unhappy about such leniency.

It also shows that under Sarko's regime, the "égalité" does not apply any longer to all citizen: Sarko can say it to a simple citizen but a citizen cannot say it to Sarko. All assholes are equal but some are more equal than others.

An advice to sarko: next time, sue the guy who quotes you for infringing intellectual property. You may get the guy condemned to a bigger fine, may-be even imprisonement, than for just insulting you with your own words. Too many people share the guy's point of view about you.....

Berlusconi's primary racism

Poor Obama ! Berlusconi, that one who recently declared that W. is a great, sorry a very very great president, started already with his jokes on Obama.

Yesterday, during his first declaration, he stated that he has a lot of advice to give him, since he is much older. But he will talk to him when they meet.

Today, in Russia, he stated that Obama is "young, beutiful and even well tanned".

Later on he stated to jurnalists that his comment was "FLATTERING" and that people who did not understand his humour were idiots and should "fuck-off".

Primary racism, usual stupidities and platitudes of the man Italians re-elected. Between the two, it is clear that even the Americans are smarter than the Italians.

What is worse are the reactions of his allies: Calderoli (Norhern Ligues) stating that it was just a "joke" (sic!), or Mr Rotondi, a Minister, who stated that what berlusconi said "can be explained with a psycological theory according to which the basis for racism is the envy on the part of the white people for a skin with a more pleasant colour".

Primary racism accompanied by basic fundamental stupidity.

Photo: www.citoyenhmida.org

Source : http://www.repubblica.it/2008/11/sezioni/esteri/italia-obama/italia-obama/italia-obama.html

Sombre future for the MIddle East

Tzipi Livni is trying to form her government. She had to negotiate with the Shas party, an orthodox party that is ready to support her government provided the status of Jerusalem, an occupied territory, not be negotiated with the Palestinians.

She is also negotiating with the other orthodox party Utj, more reluctant: in the twelfth century in fact Rabbi Moses Maimonides had stated “A woman cannot be the king”. Could they therefore support a woman prime minister?

What is worse is that without the four MPs UTJ members of Parliament, Ms Livni would not have the 61 seats majority she needs. Even if the UTJ party concludes that a Prime Minister is not a King, Ms Livni will be constantly under the threat or better blackmail of that little party that will “de-facto” rule the country in spite of its minimal representation.

It is not the first time this happens in Israel, and the current status of affairs is indicative of where such a situation will lead. A sombre future for the Middle East, again.