Idiots XXII : Coglione I°

There was a government in Italy.

It was supported by two parties, the so called PDL (Freedom Party led by a certain Berlusconi surrounded by corrupt and Mafiosi people) and the Lega Nord (Northern league led by an Idiot called Bossi surrounded by ignorant idiots).
In three years they managed to do nothing but laws to protect Berlusconi from being prosecuted and, as a compensation to Bossi and his troops, laws that would give more autonomy to the local administration of the Northern regions of Italy but de facto increased taxes.

Berlusconi used to fly State planes to go on holiday to his resort in Sardinia, taking with him, at taxpayers expenses, prostitutes and other courtesans.

Berlusconi used to arrange for red lights parties at home (nothing wrong, he is an adult) and girls and prostitutes  used to be carried around by official cars sometimes escorted by the Police. At taxpayers costs of course.

During Berlusconi’s/Northern League time, a General used an army plane to carry fresh fish to a mountain resort where he was hosting a private party.

The opposition complained judges started investigations but nobody in the Freedom Party nor in the Northern league ever raised any objections to such behavior, on the contrary, the General was elected MP in Berlusconi’s party. They defined the judges as  “communists” acting to overturn the Government.

Early January, a distinguished “coglione”, former Minister (yes) of Berlusconi’s government and one of the main leaders of the Northern League, a certain Calderoli, asked in the press about a party the current Prime Minister, Mr. Monti,  would have hosted in his residence for the 31^st of December and who had paid for the costs. Regrettably he had never asked such questions with the former Prime Minister.

Monti gave a detailed explanation: the party was for his family who had traveled by train and stayed in an hotel at its own expenses. The food had been bought and cooked by his wife and the menu and the list of shops where she had bought the stuff was also provided.

It is sufficient to look at Calderoli’s face to see that he is not brilliant. But it is shameful that we had such a Coglione as Minister with a high salary paid by the few taxpayers you have in Italy. Calderoli gets the prize for the first Coglione of the year.

*Coglione = Assholesin Italian

Picture : lozzodicadore.eu

TRICKSTER I AM AND MUCH MORE

A couple of years ago, Mr. Berlusconi gratified me (and other 18 million Italians) by saying that all those who vote for the opposition are “COGLIONI” (assholes, literally male balls).

Last week, he defined TRICKSTERS all the opposition, and in particular the journalists who, according to him, conspire against the will of the Italians who elected him (and he says without proving it, still support him in the range of 68%)

Two days ago, his minister Brunetta, another former socialist converted to Berlusconism, stated that the opponents arean “ elite di merda” (elite made of shit) and deserve di “farsi ammazzare” (to be killed).

A few days ago he had defined the film-makers as “parasites…people who have never worked for the good of the country, on the contrary, they have never worked”. And so on and so forth against everybody but the good guys who work for Berlusconi.

Enthusiastic support by Mr. Bondi, a former communist now Berlusconi’s minister of culture (sic) and of a certain Capezzuto, a former radical now spokeperson for Berlusconi: they have to show that they are more royalists than the king.

So, I am pleased to advise you, dear readers, that I am FARABUTTO (trickster), and I have always ben so, “COGLIONE” (asshole), “DI MERDA” (made of shit). But I am not a “PUTTANIERE” (someone who goes with prostitutes like Berlusconi), nor a “VOLTAGABBANA” (a turncoat like his ministers)