A pilot goes to pee. He gets stuck in the toilet.
A passenger hears the noise, talks to the pilot, goes towards the cockpit to alert the co-pilot and the hostess who are locked in there.
The passenger has a foreign accent. The co-pilot and the hostess are scared. They do not open. The pilot remains stuck in the toilet.
The co-pilot talks to the ground control. They tell him not to open the cockpit.
Eventually the pilot manages to get out from the toilet. And all are happy but...
Why the hell a foreigners gets interested in an US pilot stuck in a toilet ? that is suspicious. So, instead of congratulating him, the smart FBI stops hims and questions him for hours.
Conclusions :
- with such smart FBI, no wonder people can destroy the Twin Towers;
- avoid using toilets in US planes;
- if you are a foreigner in the USA, mind your own business and let the Americans stay locked in their toilets: safer for you and the world.
But foremost: Idiots are everywhere, beware.
Picture: tuckersdoppelganger.blogspot.com
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